There was a woman who every time she tried to learn math would scream and shout. But she sure did love art class. So she started a campaign and some people liked it and some people didn’t but the news said hey look, we’re the news and we want you to be on it like a talk show or something and we have math teachers who don’t like you very much and they want to say it on live television. And she said she liked herself and that included them too.

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